81 Blunts : The Snoop Dogg Challenge

Word on the streets is that rapper/artist Snoop Dogg smokes a lot of wacky tobacky sticks on the regular. 81 blunts a day to quote the veteran lyric slayer. This seems like too much to ever be physically possible.

I wanted to review just how much the King of the LBC was really burning during each sun cycle. I started to break it down from the top- Snoop Dogg is claiming to cheif 81 tobacco blunt wraps a day! (If he’s practicing his raps that much no wonder the 45-year-old is still killing it).

Now even though Mr. Doggie Dogg is pulling the tobacco out of the cigar, the wrap itself is still made of dried tobacco. Holy fucking sore throat! That’s arguably/easily a pack of tobacco every day of his life. This can’t be good for anyone’s oxygen tubes. We strongly advocate for vaping concentrates to keep the medicinal benefits of cannabis in full form! Aside from the wraps let’s say that Snoop’s average blunt holds about 2 grams of avocado.

With 81 blunts that’s 162 grams of weed a day. If you broke that up over 24 hours that would be 3 and 1/2 blunts per hour or 6.5 grams every 60 min. But we all know Smoke Dogg has never been awake for 24 hours in his life! He’s gotta be the king of weed naps! So we’re gonna guesstimate that he’s awake for 16 hours out of the day. That puts Snoopy smoking nearly 5 blunts or 11 grams an hour if he was a lonely Stoner, but that’s a different rapper you’re thinking of.

Snoop is rarely if never smoking alone theses days. I’m assuming Snoop is blazing with at least three of his entourage members 99% of the time.

In order to be more accurate with my review I needed to divide these 81 blunskis up accordingly.

We now have 4 people ripping 81 blunts instead of just Snoop Lion solo. Now with 81 cannabis churros split between 4 peps the new breakdown would be a whoppin 20 blunts per person or 41 grams in the 16 hours they’re awake.

With an inevitable entourage to help him with his 81 blunts a day, Snoop Dogg is smoking about 1 and 1/2 blunts every hour. Impressive!

My research lead me to the conclusion that Snoopaloop is smoking about 1 and 1/2 blunts per hour or around 3 and ½ grams every 3,600 seconds. That’s not as crazy sounding as him smoking 81 B-skis alone, but still very impressive.

You might be thinking to yourself that you smoke close to half of what Snoop does or maybe even as much. That’s the hard part! Now all you gotta do is work on your rhymes Nephew.